the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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