My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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