playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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