Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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