I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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