That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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