it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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