hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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