Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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