It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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