is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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