i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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