it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
God, I missed his penis.
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