Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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