you're like a bully in the Christmas story
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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