Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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