He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
vagina is talking i cant
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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