Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Randomize
