do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
they need to just BURY HIM!
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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