So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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