Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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