Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
vagina is talking i cant
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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