i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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