He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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