I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
she told me i tasted like america
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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