I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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