She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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