It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize
