For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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