she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
They took my balls.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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