Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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