curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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