This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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