Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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