In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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