then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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