Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
