I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
