My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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