some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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