Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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