Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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