I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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