party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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