THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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