Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
COCAINE IS GR8
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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