Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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