i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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