There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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