Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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