im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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