her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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