You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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