dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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