He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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